The plunge

Folks, it may be time. I’ve been saving my pennies for a little while now.

Yeah, I know I said I’d never get one because I’m a Jew and while I’m meh about breaking Jewish laws — I’m pretty pick-and-choose about all the Jewish things (cough) SLACKER (cough) anyway — I always felt badly about the whole Holocaust victims getting them against their will.

So I sent out a feeler. I’ll keep you posted.

Greetings:

I am a friend of J– S—, to whom I believe you are related. She has spoken well of your work, and after reviewing your portfolio and IG feed, I have to concur!

Currently, I have no tattoos. I am interested in getting one on my left shoulder, where I have had a significant scar since the 1990s. Back then, people used to say to me, “Don’t get a tattoo! You’ll regret it when you’re 50!” Now I’m 53, and what? I’m going to regret it in my 80s? I’m tired of looking at this scar and would rather have one of your beautiful works to look at instead.

I’m interested in something with plants or flowers. Specifically, I’d like a peony or peonies, as they are only here for about 10 days a year and I’d like to have them around all year long. If you don’t do peonies, we can talk about some other stuff.

Please let me know your availability for consult appointments. I can be reached at this email or on my cell at 773-xxx-xxxx.

Thank you!

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